Teddy Ruxpin VS Yogi Bear
By Trevor Lake and Brian Sapinski

"Ladies and gents, Trevor here again to bring you another exciting match 
in Standard League competition today, with a good looking matchup in the 
works between Teddy Ruxpin, and Yogi Bear, in a normal mask and snorkel 
contest.  Helping me again is Brian.  Good morning, Brian."

"Yes, good morning, and we have another interesting matchup ready to 
start here. Here are two guys who really try to avoid the fight, but 
hold their own in almost any situation imaginable. Being quick thinkers, 
we'll see how outfoxes who."  

"And it looks like we'll find out in a hurry as both guys dive in.  This 
is basically bear against bear in this contest, even if Teddy refers to 
himself as an Illiop.  Yogi has more strength, but Teddy tends to be 
more cool, in my view.  In any case, the two of them are jockeying for 
position some feet away from each other, to see who breaks first."

"And even from this distance, you can see some of the things that we 
just talked about. Yogi seems a little more edgy to make a move here. 
Teddy's just kind of slowly swimming around, almost stalking to make the 
first move."  

"They have to be careful in this situation to not size up too long, 
especially the one with the lower breathhold, which tests indicate is 
Teddy.  But Yogi doesn't seem to care about this, as he's now trying to 
charge for an area just slightly above and in front of his opponent.  
Let's see what happens."

"Now Teddy begins his approach, and the two meet quickly. Yogi tries for 
a quick kick, but a nice block by Teddy. Now Teddy's trying to reach up 
and grab Yogi's feet to pull him back down to his level."

"Yogi's just a little too strong for that at this point in the fight 
though, and he's just nailed Teddy with a double axehandle, which sends 
Teddy down about a foot and a half.  Yogi's quickly moving down to try 
to make a quick finish out of this fight."

"He's got Teddy dazed enough that he can really combo up. No, check 
that, Teddy snaps out of it quickly and spins behind him as he comes 
down. Yogi misses with his charge and now Teddy grabs for him in a full 
nelson."

"Teddy's got the move locked in pretty good... if he can keep it up, he 
might have this.  Oh oh... Teddy's face is straining hard... he's been 
forced to let go of the move and come up for air!  Too bad for the 
Illiop.  Yogi's in hot pursuit though."

"Teddy makes it up quickly and takes his breath. He's scanning for where 
Yogi is-- too late! Yogi reaches up from under and pulls the same ankle 
grab Teddy failed with earlier. And Teddy almost took in a mouthful 
right there."

"Yogi managed to take his breath, as well, so they both have refilled 
lungs.  Teddy, thinking quickly, met Yogi with a major elbow to the 
head, and now Yogi's the one disoriented.  Teddy's now trying to set up 
what looks like a triangle chokehold.  I think this is his finisher, 
folks.  Can he slap it on?"

"Yogi sees it coming, and he quickly kicks off, he wants no part of that 
one, folks. Now he's taking a side stance and waiting to see what Teddy 
does next."

"They're still not very deep, only about 10 feet from the surface.  
What's this... I'm surprised to see this, now Teddy's taken the 
offensive, making a charge of his own.  But Yogi just cooly dodges it.  
Now what... what the bloody hell?!  Yogi just whipped a picnic basket 
out of nowhere!  Does he intend on having a light snack mid-match?"

"No way, Trevor. He showed me this before. That basket is loaded. And 
he's fixing to take a swing at Teddy with it and end this himself. He's 
got the opening, he's waiting for Teddy to turn around..."

"Teddy turns around, and Yogi swings.. but misses completely as Teddy 
must've had that one scouted and ducked at the last moment.  Yogi swung 
a complete 180, and he's a bit dizzy.  Teddy's going for that triangle 
again... and I think he's got it locked in!"

"Yogi's lost the basket, his hands are in no position to pry Teddy off. 
He's shaking for some opening, but Teddy's got it locked in tight.  Now 
Teddy's got the legs wrapped, too, and is really applying the leverage. 
And there's the snap, Yogi's passed out from his arm ripping out of its 
socket. This one is over!"

"I have to admit, I'm surprised Teddy had the grapefruits to rip a man's 
arm out of the socket.  This fight went about 6:30.  And we gotta go, 
everyone!  Till next time!"